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==About Me==
{{Quote|Dude, we are like internet stalkers when it comes to anything metroid|Malake256}}
{{Quote|Metroidking renamed User:Metroidking is a buttlicker to "Metroidking is a buttkicker" (111 edits. Reason: cause I can)|The renaming of a vandal}}
I'm an admin here on Metroid Wiki. If you have any questions or comments about editing the wiki or the games in general just [[User talk:Metroidking|let me know]]. I also have an army of dance trained Zooomers. They are watching you.... <big>always.</big>
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==User Boxes==
A bunch of random user boxes, don't worry about the bad editing one, that is mostly referring to edits that are copied from other wikis
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==Random Quotes==
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{{Quote|Who needs courage when you have a gun?|Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth}}
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{{Quote|All my young Deku Scrub brothers say... You have a horrible face!|Deku Scrub}} 
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{{Quote|Sir, do you by chance enjoy watching me suffer? Is this lack of assistance done intentionally...?|Tingle}}
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{{Quote|I dialed 911 by mistake but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire.|Homer Simpson}}
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{{Quote|Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!|Homer Simpson}}
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===Random [[Metroid Wiki:Skype|Skype]] Quotes:===
Some quotes said in Skype chats, most are by me.
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{{Quote|Just one dude haha (inlove)|Malake256 on FalconZero (Metroid Recon's webmaster), he kept putting :] in Skype trying to make a smiley face, in skype :] makes the inlove emoticon}}
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{{Quote|Stupid [[SA-X]].|Me, added by Malake256}}
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{{Quote|Donuts are one of the greatest foods known to man.|Me, added by Malake256}}
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{{Quote|With a modern Zelda, Ganon's rally cry could be "Yes We Can"|[[Wikirby:User:Axiomist|Axiomist]], may he rest in peace}}
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{{Quote|Why don't you call a walrus a chimp?|Me trying to explain that Skrees and Shriekbats are two entirely different species... not the best examples}}
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{{Quote|You should be allowed to kill an enemy while he's lying on the ground helpless.|Me, talking about Zelda games}}
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{{Quote|I was just a person that crossed across the site and was cool enough to be named admin, {{hover|king of everything|he's just joking here}}. Except metroids, cuz that's {{hover|josh|me}}.|Malake256}}
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{{Quote|Today we mourn the loss of four [[Zebesian]]s whose lives were tragically cut short by a large explosion. Their loved ones can take solace in knowing that they felt no pain|Me giving a funeral speech for several Zebesians killed with a Power Bomb}}
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{{Quote|room is a weird word lol<br/>
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rooooooooooooooom<br/>
RRRRRRRROOoOOOOOoOOOOMMMMMMM|Malake256 on the word room}}
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{{Quote|You're making me paranoid, I saw a pillow and thought it was a fluffy bunny|Malake256 while discussing whether or not Samus had Pyonchi when she was older}}
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==Low Percentage Echoes Challenge==
In September of 2010 I started a challenge in my copy of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on hard mode. Only one big rule, no collecting optional items, so all energy tanks and ammo expansions are off limits leaving me with only 99 energy, 50 beam ammo, and 10 missiles (5 prior to getting the Seeker Launcher)). I have progressed up to Quadraxis, but such low ammo and its incredible armor (particularly on hard mode) makes it very difficult. I've made it past the first phase (taking care of all the legs) only 16 times, and to the final phase only once. Also I somehow died against the Jump Guardian... don't remember how but that part's embarrassing.
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Dark Alpha Splinter
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Bomb Guardian
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0 (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Jump Guardian
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Jump}} (lol) (Beaten)
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Dark Samus (Agon)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0 (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Amorbis 
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Boost Guardian
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Alpha Blogg
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Blogg}} (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#expr: {{#var:Blogg}} / {{#var:Total}} *100 round 3}}%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Grapple Guardian
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0 (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Chykka
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Chykka}} (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#expr: {{#var:Chykka}} / {{#var:Total}} *100 round 3}}%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Spider Guardian
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Spider}} (Beaten) 
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#expr: {{#var:Spider}} / {{#var:Total}} *100 round 3}}%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Power Bomb Guardian
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0 (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | 0%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Dark Samus (Sanctuary)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:DS2}} (Beaten)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#expr: {{#var:DS2}} / {{#var:Total}} *100 round 3}}%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Quadraxis
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Quad}} (No win)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#expr: {{#var:Quad}} / {{#var:Total}} *100 round 3}}%
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Emperor Ing
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:Emperor|?}}
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | ?
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Dark Samus (Sky Temple Grounds)
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | {{#var:DS3|?}}
| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | ?
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| style="{{border}} {{background}}" | Other
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==Humorous errors==
*"they only allow Samus to destroy blacks" - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.metroidwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Unknown_Item&action=historysubmit&diff=20285&oldid=20284 Unknown Item]</span> revision
*"The Ski Temple is the smallest location on Dark Aether visited by Samus" - <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.metroidwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Sky_Temple&diff=prev&oldid=12583 Sky Temple]</span>, guess I thought that the Ing really like Skiing.
*<span class="plainlinks">[http://www.metroidwiki.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Dark_Pirate_Commando&curid=8782&diff=35731&oldid=35730 Propane Path]</span>

[[Special: Random|Press the Link of Mystery]], where you will go, I don't know.
==Favorite Things in Metroid==
===Favorite Game===
*''[[Super Metroid]]'', ''[[Metroid Prime (game)|Metroid Prime]]'', and ''[[Metroid Prime 2: Echoes]]'' (all tied for 1st)
===Favorite Music===
*Either Lower Norfair's theme from Super Metroid or Miniboss Hideout I from the original Metroid
*Favorite boss theme's either [[Ridley|Ridley's]] or that of [[Serris]] and [[Yakuza]]
==Giant Kraid==
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