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User:Metroidking
About Me
Dude, we are like internet stalkers when it comes to anything metroid
— Malake256
I'm an admin here on Metroid Wiki but I've sadly been inactive due to real life stuff... and an incident caused by played Metroid: Other M that left me comatose for a year. If you have any questions or comments about editing the wiki or the games in general just let me know. I also have an army of danced trained Zooomers. They are watching you.... always.
User Boxes
A bunch of random user boxes, don't worry about the bad editing one, that is mostly referring to edits that are copied from other wikis
<random> | This user is a fan of Samus Aran. |
This user uses Skype. | And goes under the name of metroidking |
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This user loves the Screw Attack. |
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This user is a fan of Dark Samus. |
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This user thinks Quadraxis is totally badass. |
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This user's favorite Metroid game is Super Metroid |
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Random Quotes
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Who needs courage when you have a gun?
— Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
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All my young Deku Scrub brothers say... You have a horrible face!
— Deku Scrub
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Sir, do you by chance enjoy watching me suffer? Is this lack of assistance done intentionally...?
— Tingle
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I dialed 911 by mistake but I was too embarrassed to admit it, so I set the house on fire.
— Homer Simpson
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Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent!
— Homer Simpson
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Random Skype Quotes:
Some quotes said in Skype chats, most are by me. <random>
Just one dude haha (inlove)
— Malake256 on FalconZero (Metroid Recon's webmaster), he kept putting :] in Skype trying to make a smiley face, in skype :] makes the inlove emoticon
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Stupid SA-X.
— Me, added by Malake256
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Donuts are one of the greatest foods known to man.
— Me, added by Malake256
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With a modern Zelda, Ganon's rally cry could be "Yes We Can"
— Axiomist, may he rest in peace
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Why don't you call a walrus a chimp?
— Me trying to explain that Skrees and Shriekbats are two entirely different species... not the best examples
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You should be allowed to kill an enemy while he's lying on the ground helpless.
— Me, talking about Zelda games
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I was just a person that crossed across the site and was cool enough to be named admin, king of everything. Except metroids, cuz that's josh.
— Malake256
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Today we mourn the loss of four Zebesians whose lives were tragically cut short by a large explosion. Their loved ones can take solace in knowing that they felt no pain
— Me giving a funeral speech for several Zebesians killed with a Power Bomb
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room is a weird word lol
rooooomm
rooooooooooooooom
RRRRRRRROOoOOOOOoOOOOMMMMMMM
— Malake256 on the word room
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You're making me paranoid, I saw a pillow and thought it was a fluffy bunny
— Malake256 while discussing whether or not Samus had Pyonchi when she was older
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Low Percentage Echoes Challenge
In September of 2010 I started a challenge in my copy of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes on hard mode. Only one big rule, no collecting optional items, so all energy tanks and ammo expansions are off limits leaving me with only 99 energy, 50 beam ammo, and 10 missiles (5 prior to getting the Seeker Launcher)). I have progressed up to Quadraxis, but such low ammo and its incredible armor (particularly on hard mode) makes it very difficult. I've made it past the first phase (taking care of all the legs) only 16 times, and to the final phase only once. Also I somehow died against the Jump Guardian... don't remember how but that part's embarrassing.
Humorous errors
- "they only allow Samus to destroy blacks" - Unknown Item revision
- "The Ski Temple is the smallest location on Dark Aether visited by Samus" - Sky Temple, guess I thought that the Ing really like Skiing.
- Propane Path
Press the Link of Mystery, where you will go, I don't know.
Favorite Things in Metroid
Favorite Game
- Super Metroid, Metroid Prime, and Metroid Prime 2: Echoes (all tied for 1st)